Christmas can be a horrifically stressful time of the year. Awkward family get-togethers, a million and one extra things jammed into an already brimming calendar, the prospect of cooking a massive dinner for loads of people, and to top it all off, you've emptied your wallet on presents.
The problem is, you can't let any of it show, or you'll be accused of "spoiling Christmas". But thanks to the folks at Firebox, now there's a way of venting a bit of that pent-up stress via the medium of this passive-aggressive wrapping paper.
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The online retailer's 'merry fucking Christmas' wrapping paper says it all. It even includes printed gift tags complete with the option to tell the recipient of your gift exactly what sort of New Year they should have.
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Featuring festive gold lettering on top of a crimson background, this is the perfect Christmas wrapping paper for people who love a good swear. Maybe just don't wrap your kids' toys up in it for obvious reasons, no matter how much you might want to.
It's not just sweary wrapping paper that's up for grabs at Firebox - the site is packed with weird and wonderful Christmas gift ideas to appease even the strangest of tastes.
There's blue beer, a scratch and sniff book of weed, a nose hair trimmer that looks like a ray gun and a bar of chili chocolate called 'Instant Regret'.
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The name alone should be enough to put you off, but if you were curious, Instant Regret claims to be the hottest chocolate bar in the world, infused with a 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract.
"Do you love chocolate?" asks the description. "Do you love chilli? Do you love feeling like your tongue is melting and your tears are on fire? Within this unassuming and sleek black packaging lies the supremely hot delicacy you've been waiting for - Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate.
"We extracted the capsaicin (the hot bit) from the hottest chillies available, the resulting infusion burns like a thousand suns, and then we made delicious milk chocolate with it. Or at least, that was the plan."
For most, this is probably not a great gift, but if you're the type of person who can't eat anything unless it's slathered in hot sauce and find regular chocolate bars a bit boring, this could well be a dream come true.
So, if you were stuck on what to get someone for Christmas, you know where to go now.
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