As men, it will eventually get to a point when some male grooming is needed around the genital region. Before I reveal a pube-shaving hack that will change your life, let's discuss the art itself.
Shaving your pubes can sometimes be a ball ache and usually there's a feeling of fuck it, just let them grow a bit. But if you look down and it looks like Hagrid is giving you a blowjob, it's probably time you gave them a trim.
Whether or not you're scared of your sack and shaft falling victim to a menacing cut off an electric razor, we have to face up and maintain the pubic bush. However, don't get rid of them completely - not only will it make your junk look like a raw chicken leg, you'll also prevent pubes from serving their god-given purpose.
If you shave your pubes clean off, and then have sex with a similarly hairless partner, it'll create friction on the skin, making you feel like you're having sex with sandpaper. Pubes also help to fend off STD's. Not majorly, but they're there to help.
A bit of bush also helps your testes. Hair keeps them warm which, in turn, keeps your sperm on their toes, ready to put their goggles and swimming hats on, eager to go for gold.
If you're going to venture downstairs with the intentions to tidy up, I advise to simply fuck scissors off. A misplaced snip could actually end in disaster. Don't temp fate.
Similarly, a cheap razor is trouble. Any kind of cut in that particular area will hurt and the last thing you want is blood down there. Your best bet is an electric razor.
I'd say a grade two is probably best for the nether regions. It leaves it with a long enough length that means the hairs will still serve their purpose, but also leaves them short enough so that the hairs aren't unattractive and you don't look like a child.
Oh, it also gives off the illusion that your member is bigger - it's not a myth.
That's not the only trouble with male grooming, though. We have to make the decision of where to do the deed. Do I do it into the bin in my bedroom? - No, within hours you'll start finding those little fuckers in every nook and cranny in the room. Waking up choking on a pube is not fun.
Do I do it in the sink, or the bath, or over the toilet? No. Do not run the risk of blockage. Just avoid the awkward conversation with your mum or a plumber. If you are going to risk it, over the toilet is probably your best bet, but depending on the mass of hair you're getting rid of, there's chance of the flush backfiring.
In fact, I have the best possible shaving pubic hair hack, that will undoubtedly change this task for the rest of your life.
Take a plastic bag, one decent enough to withstand some stretching. Take the handles and stretch them enough so they can slide over your legs and up to your upper thighs. Slide them up and once the bag is there, stretch it out front ways so that any stray pubes will fall into the bag.
Trim away.
Once your work is done, carefully slide the bag off your legs, tie the handles together and dispose of the bag in a bin.
As always, take care when shaving.
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