You can find some real bargains on eBay, particularly if you're quite happy to buy stuff that isn't brand new. But an item has recently been listed on the online marketplace that really takes the term 'used' to a whole new level.
'The Original Fake Taxi' has been put up for grabs and the seller hasn't pulled any punches with regard to its condition.
In case you haven't got a corrupted and perverted soul and you're wondering what exactly this pretend vehicle is, a quick explanation.
Basically, Fake Taxi is a pornography site that creates adult films wherein people get in fake taxis and end up having sex.
Ordinarily, passengers end up doing the deed in lieu of paying their fare or something similar, and the action is all captured on the fake taxi drivers seedy inward facing dashcam... It's all fake though, except for the sex and that.
OK, now we've finished pretending you don't know what Fake Taxi is, back to the eBay ad.
The original fake taxi has been put up for sale on eBay. Credit: Fake Taxi/eBay
Buyers who are actually looking for a useful vehicle are best steering clear of the taxi, as it is not roadworthy and has no MOT or insurance. Prospective buyers are also advised to make sure they give it a good clean too.
The further info for the taxi on eBay reads: "Sold as seen.
"Will need steam clean to get ride of all bacteria (we hold no liability for any STDs you may catch (it's proper filthy))
"Has a SORN, will need to be picked up on a low loader.
"No MOT or insurance.
"Stored in Swansea.
"This taxi is not road worthy."
So yeah, only a particular kind of pervert is bidding on this.
Those seats look a little sat on, shall we say. Credit: Fake Taxi/eBay
Currently, 23 bids have been made, with the offer to beat sitting at £810. However, the auction doesn't close for another four days, so no doubt bidders will have to rummage a little deeper in their pockets if they want to secure the trashy taxi.
But if you're going to spend upwards of £800 on an unusable cab car covered in cum, you want to know it's the real fake taxi, right? Well fear not, the taxi comes with a certificate of authenticity, as well as an email from the official Fake Taxi account and £300 to spend in the Fake Taxi store.
... 800 smackers is starting to look like an absolute steal isn't it? After all, who wouldn't want a massive Fake Taxi sticker for the side of their car? ... Seriously - they're £38.50.
So what you waiting for? Get bidding and the immobile semen laden vehicle of your dreams could be yours.
Featured Image Credit: Fake Taxi