People bloody love a cocktail, don't they? Whether it's a Bloody Mary for that all-important hair of the dog, a pre-dinner Negroni to help you pretend you're sunning it up in a Venetian plaza, an Espresso Martini as a pick-me-up disco drink or a White Russian to help make you feel like The Dude. Yeah, what's better than a cocktail?
Well, actually, how about a whole tree of 'em? Introducing the Pornstar Martini tree...
The specially-crafted cocktail contraption holds a grand total of eight Pornstar Martinis, with their accompanying shots of fizz served up alongside.
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This most wonderful of creations comes courtesy of The Living Room Manchester, so if you're a Northern bunny who loves a pornstar martini (or eight), you're one lucky thing.
No more waiting around for pals stuck at a bar that's three-deep so that you can toast to the evening, with the whole round arriving at once so that you can clink glasses and sip away.
It's perfect for a night out with your seven pals, though if you'd rather just take them on with your best mate - or even alone, let's face it - then who are we to judge?
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In fact, while we don't want to condone dangerous drinking (please sesh responsibly, kids), it turns out that intelligent people have been found to drink more alcohol, meaning that seeing the whole tree off without an entire gang of fellow drinkers to help you might not be such bad news after all.
Data from the National Child Development Study (NCDS) in the UK found that there is a clear association between childhood intelligence and the amount of alcohol consumed when people are in their 20s, 30s and 40s.
Children under 16 were marked on a cognitive scale from 'very bright' to 'very dull' (yeah, bit harsh), with the former children possessing an IQ of over 125, and the latter with an IQ of under 75.
The study found that 'very bright' British kids grow up to consume alcohol almost one full standard deviation more frequently than their 'very dull' classmates. 'Very dull' respondents 'almost never get drunk, while the 'very bright' respondents 'get drunk once every month or so', the study says.
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But why's the link there? Well, Psychology Today reckons it's because drinking is 'evolutionarily novel' - as in, there was a time when we didn't get fucked up, but now we do.
Topics: Tasty Food, Tasty Drink, Food And Drink