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People In Doncaster Apparently Are Having The Best Sex In The UK

People In Doncaster Apparently Are Having The Best Sex In The UK

Sadly, Crawley was on the bottom of the list

Stewart Perrie

Stewart Perrie

It's the birthplace of Jeremy Clarkson and Louis Tomlinson, and apparently it's the place where the bed rocks the best.

There must be something in the water in Doncaster as it's come out on top on a list of places in the UK where Brits are having the best sex.

Sex toy retailer LoveHoney has asked people to rate how they performed in the bedroom and the results are very surprising. Three quarters of people in Doncaster have 'great sex' and 20 percent of those people even rated themselves as 10/10.

I don't want to rain on their parade, but it's a bit the same as asking blokes to write down how big their dick is, they'll never know if you add on an extra half inch or so.

While we'll never know for sure, the South Yorkshire city came out on top.

Followed very closely behind Doncaster is Wigan with 73 percent of respondents saying their sex life was brilliant while Ipswich was on 72 percent.

But obviously there has to be somewhere on the bottom of the list and if you live in Crawley then you probably already know what I'm going to tell you because your romp sessions last only a few seconds or you can never find the right rhythm.

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Yes, the West Sussex city has placed last on LoveHoney's survey with just 57 percent.

Durham wasn't far behind with 59 percent and Shrewsbury was just one point higher.

Lovehoney co-owner Richard Longhurst said: "Sexual Happiness Day is an annual celebration of the benefits of great sex with the hope of inspiring and encouraging people all over the world to talk, experiment and find out what it is that makes them happy in the bedroom.

"It is great that people in the UK are reporting such high levels of sexual satisfaction. All our research shows that couples with good sex lives also have high levels of personal happiness."

In terms of regions, the North East had the highest number of people rating themselves 10/10 with a little more than 13 percent. It would be interesting to see if those individual's scores matched up with their partners.

England's South coast meanwhile is listed as the lowest.

But if you're a youngen and wondering why your sex life isn't hitting a perfect score - worry not. The blokes classed in the 36-40 age category and women in the 56-60 category were the most sexually happy.

All in good time.

Featured Image Credit: PA

Topics: Funny, Sex, Happiness, UK