Stumbling in on your partner doing the dirty on you must be one of the most devastating things in the world. If movies are anything to be believed, it's the sort of thing that can lead to murderously vengeful plots, or even your ex boiling your pet rabbit into a stew.
This Argentinian LAD chose to react a little differently, however after seeing his girlfriend cheating on him at a party - by taking a selfie with the pair while they were copping off.
Mariano's selfie with his ex in the background. Credit: CEN
Twenty-year-old Mariano, from Quilmes in Buenos Aires, had gone out without his girlfriend but realised he and his girlfriend were at the same party when he saw her with another bloke.
Mariano saw the pair cuddling up and decided to slide next to them and take a snap to mark the occasion. You've got more restraint than a lot of other people do, mate.
The selfie clearly shows Mariano's other half playing tongue hockey with the other dude, while he simply chills next to them like it's no real thing.
"My girlfriend (now ex) didn't realise we came to the same party," he captioned the pic.
Apparently, Mariano's girlfriend didn't even know she'd been caught in the act until he uploaded the photo to Twitter. So savage, and yet so beautiful.
That wasn't all either: after her infidelity quickly went viral, gaining over 67,000 likes, Mariano followed his tweet up with a screenshot of his girlfriend trying to explain the incident. Uh-huh.
In the messages, the girl says: "I was very drunk and the fatty was very insistent with me, he told me loads of things and I do not know how it came to that.
"I seriously love you and I want to be with you."
After her long-winded excuses, Mariano replied: "You could have made a bit more of an effort," following it up with a laughing emoji. Needless to say, the couple have now split up.
'The fatty' seems a bit body-shame-y too, but I suppose there were more urgent matters for Mariano to attend to.
This isn't the only time recently that a spurned lover has shamed their cheating ex over social media.
Last November a fuming Russian wife dumped her husband after recognising the view from their bedroom window in another woman's Instagram pictures.
Yulia Agranovych, a dentist and orthodontist in Saint Petersburg, spotted the familiar view in images uploaded by another woman - along with pictures of her husband. Busted.
Furious, Yulia commented: "Beautiful view from my husband's bedroom." Her hubby later admitted he'd cheated on her several times and they too are no longer together.
Props to Mariano for keeping his cool. No doubt he'll have no end of people looking to take his ex's place.
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