"Look there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh, no, wait... it's a giant fucking member"
Those were the words on the lips of residents in Washington State yesterday after a US Navy pilot decided to take a page out every schoolboy's book, and draw a penis in the sky.
The yet unnamed pilot is based at Whidbey Island naval station and despite it being inarguably good banter, his superiors at the base weren't too happy with him for the drawing.
In a statement, they said: "We find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable."
As you can imagine, the image of the pilot's artwork is getting quite the response on Twitter:
Although not everyone thought it was fun and game. One Twitter users saw a dark truth behind the pilot's antics.
Stay woke, LAD.
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