Man Gets Nipples Tattooed On His Bum Cheeks

We all know someone who has a regrettable tattoo. It's usually a 3am-in-Magaluf special that seemed like a brilliant idea at the time, but once back home the reality sets in and it hits you that a massive inking of the lyrics to Smash Mouth's 'All Star' is actually quite a bad idea.

However, not all tattoos come with regrets - for the most part they're stunning works of art. Take this man, for example, who will absolutely never come to regret getting a pair of nipples tattooed onto his arse cheeks to create this fantastic piece:

That jiggle, though.

The incredibly realistic nipples are the handiwork of Mink Tyner of M'Ink House Tattoo Company in Florida. Mink approached her pal of five years Daniel Harris to see if he fancied getting some nips on his bum cheeks - now, I know for most of us the answer would be a huge 'no, fuck off', but Daniel, 30, clearly thought, 'why not?'

Thirty-three-year-old Mink is a dab-hand at creating an ink-nipple, as she often does them free of charge to breast cancer survivors. She got the idea to try and create a bizarre boob-arse hybrid after seeing a post online about nipples on butt cheeks.

And, let's be honest, regardless of how you feel about the whole weird thing, you have to admit they're pretty well done, aren't they?

"I thought it would be hilarious to tattoo some realistic nipples on someone's butt cheeks," Mink said.

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"My buddy Daniel took me up on the offer. I have a knack for trying to talk people into ridiculous things.

"I like to keep things fun. People need something to just laugh at and shake their heads about sometimes.

"We literally sat and talked smack the whole time I was doing the tattoo."

Since posting her inking on social media, Mink says she's been inundated with messages from people who want to know more. Jesus wept.

She said she actually received so many messages it made it hard for business.

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"It clogged up my messaging and social medias for a week or so," she added.

"It was just something to laugh about. We figured a few people would find it funny and laugh with us, but we had no idea it was going to take off like crazy."

Topics: Viral, Weird, Tattoo

Claire Reid

Claire is a journalist at LADbible who, after dossing around for a few years, went to Liverpool John Moores University. She graduated with a degree in Journalism and a whole load of debt. When not writing words in exchange for money she is usually at home watching serial killer documentaries surrounded by cats. You can contact Claire at [email protected]

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