Single Mum Drinks Her Best Mate's Semen In Bid To Stay Healthy
For most of us, the idea of chugging down our mate's sperm is nightmare-fuel. Personally, I'd say you're better off waiting to meet someone you really, really like - and then decide whether or not you're willing to swallow your pride. Or theirs.
Also, when you're scared of getting the flu, you just have a jab or carry round hand sanitiser, right?
Well, Tracy Kiss isn't your average influenza-dodger. She's come to the conclusion that drinking ejaculation smoothies keeps her fit and healthy. To be fair, she's in incredible shape so maybe she knows something we don't?
She's a vegan personal trainer, but apparently sperm doesn't count - there you go, vegans. It's all good. Crack on.
She told The Sun: "I'd been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I'm full of beans and my mood has improved.
"It can taste really good - depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I'm strange, but I don't give a toss."
Her best mate brings over a container of his discharge around three times a week. Tracy continued: "I know he's healthy, doesn't smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check.
"When I first approached him, he was concerned I'd use it to impregnate myself.
"But once I'd convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed - after all, he has a regular supply at hand!"
Credit: Tracy Kiss/YouTube
She mixes it with fruit, coconut milk, almond milk - all kinds of stuff. Although sometimes she knocks it back straight.
Describing the taste, she said that each batch tastes different.... Yum....
She also uses the sperm as a face mask. I need to take a minute.
A quick Google shows that each teaspoon of jizzum has about five to seven calories. I'd rather save mine up for a Milky Way tbh.
Featured image credit: Tracy Kiss/Facebook/YouTube