What's all this about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? Apparently they're getting married or something. No, I've not heard anything about it either. Weird.
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Well, looks like we may as well not bother with any of it, if the words of one Australian psychic are anything to go by. Kerrie Erwin appeared on breakfast show Sunrise to talk about the royals, and she didn't seem to think the outlook was good for the engaged couple.
"I do get [feelings of] a pregnancy for her next year," she told presenters Angela Cox and Michael Usher. "But actually I don't think it's going to last.
"I'd probably give it five years. I feel there is a lot of personal things going on between them because they're two very strong individuals.
"Which is a sad thing. I wish them all the best. But it doesn't look good."
You'd imagine Meghan wouldn't be too impressed with this prediction - well, if she's bothered at all - having quit her role on legal drama Suits and left her pet dog back home in the US, in order to fulfil her upcoming royal duties. The wedding's not likely to be a cheap either.
Still, there was good news for Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge, with Erwin proclaiming them to be 'soulmates' and offering her predictions as to the gender of their next child.
"I feel it's a girl. I feel really happy for them because I've always loved Diana, she's absolutely gorgeous," she said.
"I feel like they're a very good couple. They're soulmates."
Later, Erwin predicted that Germany could win the World Cup, although it would be 'close', while there would be heartache in store for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West.
Meanwhile she foresaw 'a few problems' for Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, saying: "I don't get good feelings for them at all."
Looks like we can close the books on all of these then, guys. The future is already written and absolutely none of this is utter nonsense. Glad that's all sorted.