I think we can all agree that Spencer Matthews is a bit of a melt.
The 26-year-old reality 'star', who rose to fame on Made In Chelsea in 2011, has developed a reputation as a love rat over the years. Like Mick Hucknall or Fidel Castro, he once boasted that he'd slept with over 1,000 women.
Then, last year, he was forced to quit the 'I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!' jungle because he was secretly taking steroids. He later revealed he was using the drugs "completely out of vanity" so he'd "look good in the shower." SMDH.
He's since been out on one date with fellow Omega-Celeb Vicky Pattison, whom he met during I'm A Celeb..., and he now thinks they're in a relationship.
Vicky, on the other hand, is obviously not aware of this and is insisting she's "110 per cent single."
Writing in her weekly magazine column - which is a thing she has - Vicky said: "I went on a date with a certain Spencer Matthews last week. We enjoyed a lovely night having drinks and dinner. The date was really nice."
Fucking rowdy. Oh, pray tell me more
"Everyone keeps calling him, saying: 'You know she's got a boyfriend right? She's going out with Alex Cannon. And Spencer is like, 'Well she's not - because she's going out with me.'"
File photo of Vicky flogging a drink, holding a kebab. Credit: PA
However, the Geordie Shore cast member later spoke out in an interview with Star magazine and claimed she's single AF.
She said: "I'm 110 per cent single! I want to focus on my career.
"He's a really nice guy - very gentlemanly, charismatic and handsome. My sister is completely backing the relationship.
"But it's really early days. We've only been on one date!"
Unlucky, Spencer. You just got parred by Vicky Pattison.
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