Australia's most notorious playboy is looking for a new girlfriend to share a bed in his multi-million dollar mansion on the Gold Coast.
Travers Beynon, 46, is after an 'extremely attractive' woman to stay at his luxurious waterfront pad - along with his wife and girlfriends.
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I mean, what else could you possibly be doing?
The father-of-four has opened his doors for five girlfriends to cook his breakfast (*rolls eyes*), pose in half-naked photos and enjoy a life full of 'wild fantasies'.
Beynon told The Sun Online: "With a custom bed built for a King, five more girlfriends can fit ... the search is on.
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"I want my girlfriends to develop, explore and experiment beyond their wildest fantasies."
He's really selling it to us isn't he?
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The tobacco tycoon, who helped his parents create Free Choice, one of the largest retailers of tobacco, wants a 'fun, bubbly, outgoing, spontaneous, adventurous and respectful' lover to start a 'genuine relationship' with.
We like the fact he's not asking for much...
His advertisement read: "You will naturally become accustomed to the finer things in life such as designer clothing and accessories, five-star travel around the world, expensive cars and jewellery, fine dining and exclusive private parties."
Successful girlfriends will be required to make the 'Candyman' breakfast, see him off to work, have family dinners and relax by the pool - which comes complete with a grotto, obvs.
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Million-dollar exclusive parties come with being one of the girlfriends and in return the 'angels' are expected to 'maintain (themselves) personally'.
Women are expected to maintain a tan, keep up a manicure and pedicure, ensure hair is always style and always having their make up done. Whatever you say, Travs.
The ad continued: "The nightly sleeping arrangements consist of the master bedroom which has three king sized beds which Travers shares with the girlfriends every night.
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"Your relationship will be like any other genuine relationship."
The Candyman regularly updates his Instagram account to showcase women doing house chores dressed in lingerie and stilettos, laying naked on beds and expensive cars.
Vacuum cleaning in eight inch heels? Good one Benyon.
The 46-year-old, who is believed to be worth more than AUD $70 million (£38m/$53m), handpicks thousands to attend his extravagant parties, complete with fireworks and flooded with bikini-clad women.
The Aussie-answer to the late Hugh Hefner chose all the partygoers who attended a sex-fuelled December 2017 event.
"If you're good you go to heaven, if you're bad you go to hell, if you're good at being bad you go to a Candy Shop Mansion party," Beynon told The Sun Online.
Successful applicants will be invited to spend the weekend at the glitzy mansion, which boasts 15 bedrooms, 19 bathrooms and four kitchens, with all flights paid for.
What are we all waiting for? Just apply here ladies, www.candyshopmansion.com - see you on the plane.
Featured Image Credit: Instagram/candyshopmansionTopics: Entertainment, Celebrity, Australia, Hugh Hefner