Losing your virginity is, usually, pretty disappointing. Sort of an anti-climax climax. So much is made of it and then it's all over a bit quickly and nothing has really changed.
Usually it's with someone you actually quite like, or at the very least have got to know a bit. Unless you're Bryan Cranston, of course, because he has revealed in his autobiography that he actually lost his virginity to a prostitute while on a lad's holiday to the red light district in Amsterdam.
Remembering the experience, he wrote: "In the room, she indicated I should take off my clothes. This was happening.
"There'd been no fireworks. No tenderness. No talking. We never exchanged names. I had no idea what I was doing. It was just this stranger and me at the particular moment in time. As uncomplicated as it should be."
He has made that sound a bit depressing, hasn't he? Come on, Bryan, it can't have been that bad. At least you hadn't had two litres of Diamond White before you got down to it...
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