Ring the alarm. We've got the first Celebrity Big Brother love triangle narrative of the new series.
It involves Ginuwine, who is famous for singing like, one song in the 1990s, Andrew Brady who is famous for being in being on The Apprentice and Ashley James who famous for lord only knows what.
Just kidding, but the 30-year-old Made in Chelsea star James has been accused of dragging both men along with her and playing the two poor blokes off against each other.
She was spotted holding hands with 47-year-old American singer Ginuwine, whose real name Elgin Baylor Lumpkin (which is a fucking amazing name, and how he should henceforth be referred to in everything, ever) on last night's episode.
However, it seems as if 27-year-old Andrew is also keen on her, and events reach somewhat of a head in tonight's episode.
Daniel O'Reilly, creator of the character Dapper Laughs asks: "Ginuwine, seriously, do you have feelings for Ashley?"
He replies: "No, I don't know, I'm getting to know her."
O'Reilly then reveals that he spotted him getting close with Ashley earlier, before the Royal Ballet dancer Wayne Sleep interrupts, saying that he thinks that she is interested in Brady as well.
Wayne says: "I thought love was in the air with you and Ashley, well because she didn't want it to be you said that thing that tweeted that thing."
Whilst that makes no sense and seems like a list of completely unconnected words, Ginuwine seems to understand, replying: "She might be playing both of us."
There you have it.
He's clearly into her though, as he revealed in the CBB diary room yesterday:
"Me and Ashley made a great connection last night,"
He continued: "I think she will probably be like a friend that I'm going to, probably, talk to a lot. If I'm home she's going to come up and we're going to hang out.
"For some reason we just ended up on the couch for hours last night talking. We really made some type of connection. Friends, I don't know whatever."
Also on tonight's episode it is revealed that perhaps the relationship is blossoming, as Ashley is captured doing laundry for the father of nine.
She even jokes about marrying him, which is probably a bit premature.
She says: "I needed to dry my stuff. Oh my god I'm actually blushing. I needed to dry my stuff and his stuff was in the washing machine.
"I needed to take [his stuff] out and I almost folded it, and I was like, 'I'm not his wife - yet."
We can only wait with baited breath to see how this exciting story develops in the coming days.
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