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Danny fackin' Dyer is related to the royals.
Just going to give you a minute to let that sink in. Aaaaaaand... OK, let's carry on.
Dyer, the face of everything that is the classic east end cockney geezer hard man, recently went on the BBC show Who Do You Think You Are?
Incredibly, during the show, the discovery was made that he actually has royal blood in him but the producers aren't telling who until the show airs.
An 'insider' told The Mirror: "People will be flabbergasted to discover the famous royal Danny is descended from.
"When he found out he could hardly believe it himself. It makes for some gripping television."
And BOOM that's how the BBC advertises without actually advertising. Who's watching it now? WE ALL FUCKING ARE!!!
Clever stuff.
Apparently he only signed up for the show to 'freak a few people out' so he was twice as shocked when he found out his past was actually quite interesting.
Can you imagine Danny Dyer speaking the Queen's English? It'd make me sick. I much prefer him doing crude
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voiceovers of Rosie and Jim, to be honest...
The man that did this is royalty. Fact.
Words by George Pavlou
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