Matthew Perry Reveals His Favourite 'Chandler' Line And It's A Bit Shit

Friends was a great show. In fact, I'd go as far to say that it's absolutely incredible. For many of us, it was a staple of our childhoods. We'd sit in front of the telly, laughing heartily along at the jokes (some of which would go over our heads) and quote their best one liners over and over again.

As the years have gone by, I've realised that Ross is actually the best character. But if you ask most people, they'll say Chandler.

Why? Well, he's witty, self-deprecating, sarcastic... he did have most of the best lines.

But which was Matthew Perry's favourite? Surely he must have one? Turns out, he does. And it's absolutely shit.

Speaking to Good Morning America, he revealed which line was his all-time fave.

In case you needed a quick refresher...

Credit: Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions

For those of you who aren't American (me included) a 'Q-tip' is a cotton bud.

Personally, I can think of about 100 better one-liners from Chandler.

In fact, let's take a look at some of the many, MANY, superior lines...

Chandler: Donald Duck never wears pants, but when he comes out of the shower he always wraps a towel around his waist. I mean, what's that all about?

Ross: I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.

Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room?

Tailor: How long do you want the cuffs?

Chandler: Well, at least as long as I have the pants.

Ross: This is so exciting. I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.

Chandler: What? You never look down in the shower?

Joey: When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.

Chandler: You sure he'll crack that code?

Chandler: "Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap!'"

Chandler: "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"


Chandler: "I'm funny, right? What do you know, you're a door. You only like knock-knock jokes."

Phoebe: "Do you guys know anything about chicks?"

Chandler: "Fowl? No. Women? No."

Ross [on the phone]: "No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect."

Chandler: "Well, maybe he was nervous"

Joey: "So, you're playing a little PlayStation, huh? That's whack. PlayStation is whack. 'Sup with the whack PlayStation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?"

Chandler: "Yes, on a scale from one to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19."

Susie Moss [Julia Roberts]: "How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?"

Chandler: "Because I went to an all-boys high school and God is making up for it?"

Monica: "Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing."

Chandler: "How do you find clothes that fit?"

What a LAD.

Featured Image Credit: Friends/Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions

Mel Ramsay

Mel Ramsay is the Senior Journalist at PRETTY52 but has worked at LADbible Group as part of the LADbible editorial team since 2015. She started her career writing obituaries and funeral guides online. Since then, her work has been published in a wide variety of national and local news sites. She is part of the BBC's Generation project and has spoken about young people, politics and mental health on television, radio and online.

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