News of a Come Dine With Me contestant being removed from the show spread like wildfire. Old women started screeching in the streets, a university student was found banging his pots and pans on top of his telly and a guy who'd been struck with man flu ran shirtless down the streets of Stoke-on-Trent waving his remote control. It was madness.
However, we've now found out the real reason behind Rory's disappearance. Relive us hearing the news here.
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After an argument regarding who was the most talented member of Take That (Robbie, surely?!), Rory disappeared without a trace. The narrator said: "After incidents that happened away from the dinner party Rory was removed from the competition." To put it bluntly, he was simply ignored like last night's half finished kebab.
Fellow contestant Jennifer Judge spoke to the Dunfermline Press about what actually happened. Apparently, he refused to apologise over Take That-gate.
She explained: "There was a bit of a drama though.
"On the first night everybody came to mine and on the second night the host had a bit of argument with the other gentleman.
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"The producer said if the host didn't apologise he would get kicked off the show and he didn't!"
The fact we weren't told explicitly by the show why Rory was removed really rattled a lot of people. One person even set up a Freedom of Information Act request in order to find out the gossip...
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You've got to love a bit of drama though. Especially when it comes to dinner parties, which I'm pretty sure are strictly reserved for OAPs and politicians when outside of the CDWM setting.
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Remember this guy who kicked the fuck OFF? His name was Peter and, sadly, he had to read out the scores to found out he had come last. He accused the winner of sabotaging his night and started attacking her personally.
He was a sore loser, to say the least.
If you've forgotten - and how could you - here is his savage retort to the winner.
"You ruined my night, completely, so you could have the money. But I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on."
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Come Dine With Me is clearly getting more and more savage by the day.
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