We know you were panicking, so don't worry we're here to clear this crazy shit up once and for all. As Ryan Reynolds said, the rumour is 'disgusting'.
No, we're not on about any cheating goss (you'll be glad to know) and we don't think he'll be getting divorced any time soon - him and Blake look pretty set, and by set we mean they're still trolling each other so all is well in the world.
We're obviously talking about the pack of dirty lies going around that he sat on an actual baby for the filming of Deadpool 2 when shooting the scene where he's sporting some childlike pins. You won't find anything far-fetched here btw.
Ryan Reynolds - AKA Deadpool himself - has taken to Twitter (shock horror) to 'shut this disgusting rumor down' and in true Reynolds fashion he had to take the piss, didn't he?
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He said: "I want to shut this disgusting rumor down before I start it. Yes, there's a scene in #deadpool2 in which I have adorable little baby legs. In order to achieve this illusion I did NOT sit on an actual baby... For more than a minute. An hour, tops."
Thank heavens for that, I mean we were actually starting to believe he sat on a kid. Whatever he was doing it was fucking creepy.
At least it's been cleared up now, the magic of special effects and all that jazz. Or 50 minutes perched on an eight-year-old - what's the difference?
Sticking with the weird baby legged theme, according to Pleated Jeans, a lot of fans have noticed the parallels between Deadpool's baby legs moment and a show from Rick and Morty's famed 'Inter-dimensional Cable'. It's not been confirmed though so ignore it.
While we've got you we may as well cover another one of the fucked up Deadpool moments. There's a scene in the first movie where Ryan Reynolds' character saws off his own handcuffed hand and allows it to slowly but surely grow back over time. Sounds legit.
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This means that for a short period he has a fist 'the size of a KFC spork' and jokes that his manhood will feel 'huge in this hand'. Ew.
He needs to cool away from the bants and stick to what he does best, no not acting - trolling obvs.
Featured Image Credit: 20th Century Fox/DeadpoolTopics: Entertainment, TV and Film, Blake Lively, deadpool 2, Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds