A guest on The Jeremy Kyle Show has claimed that she fell pregnant 'because she was breastfeeding' rather than sabotaging condoms - which is what her ex-boyfriend accused her of, btw...
What an excuse for tampering with a few packs of rubbers.
Meet the lady who had everyone holding their heads in their hands: Gail. She was married to Barry, 25, and they had one child together but when the second came along they weren't expecting it.
Barry was staying at his mates over the festive season when he first met Gail on Christmas Eve.
She went round and there was a bet to see who could 'get with her' that evening. Nice.
Seemingly not one to turn down a bet, Barry stole (yes, he said it) Gail's phone while she was 'giving this guy a back massage' and exchanged numbers without her knowledge. There's definitely a criminal conviction here somewhere.
Barry explained that he believed his ex-wife had tampered with condoms. Credit: ITV/The Jeremy Kyle Show
Things didn't stop there - Gail invited Barry over after he text her. She told him to 'come round the back and you can come through the window'. Keeping it classy, guys, we like it.
And here we are today: the pair are seeking the assistance of DNA test results to find out whether Barry is the dad of Gail's youngest child.
Following the birth of the pair's first son, they agreed not to have any more children which was when Gail discovered she was in fact expecting a baby.
Insisting he always wore protection, Barry said: "I was vigorous on that." Then Gail told him he may not be the dad - now she's wondering why he's got doubts...
Audience reaction when Gail said she fell pregnant because she was breastfeeding. Credit: ITV/The Jeremy Kyle Show
Gail hit back at her ex-hubby telling him that she did in fact fall pregnant because she was breastfeeding their first child. Does she know how this works?
Addressing the accusations that she was messing with condoms, Gail said: "I did not sabotage anything. We got pregnant because I was breastfeeding."
Gail was adamant she didn't sabotage condoms. Credit: ITV/The Jeremy Kyle Show
Spoiler alert: the lie detector test results proved Gail was telling the truth - about not tampering with the condoms, not about breastfeeding being the reason she had another baby.
Barry was also confirmed to be the youngest child's biological father.
Rather baffled by the breastfeeding claims, one viewer said: "Actually breastfeeding would prevent you getting up the duff stupid, not make it easier."
Another added: "#JeremyKyle pls can someone explain how you get pregnant from breast feeding??"
And a third quizzed: "You got pregnant cos you were breastfeeding?! It's harder to get pregnant when breastfeeding not impossible, but you wouldn't get pregnant because you were breastfeeding."
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