Trailer For Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere Porn Parody Has Dropped

There are just a few short days to go until the final season of Game of Thrones, but if you can't wait that long, boy, have we got just the thing to get you revved up.

The geniuses at WoodRocket and Pornhub have teamed up once again for another foray into the bizarre world of parody, and have released the trailer for their latest avant-garde masterpiece, Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere.

Now, what they lack in terms of budget, they more than makeup for in terrible costumes, awful jokes and incredible graphics.

The two-minute trailer - that's apparently safe for work - opens with Tormund Giantsbane and Sansa Stark stood on top of 'the Wall', looking out into the snowy landscape.

But if you thought the dialogue was just going to be sleazy lines and cheap puns...well, you would be totally correct.

With a steely look in his eye, Tormund says: "The Ice Wall looks sticky." Proving his point by pulling off a chunk of thick gloop. Mmm

The sequel promises to be even dirtier than the first. Credit: Pornhub/WoodRocket
The sequel promises to be even dirtier than the first. Credit: Pornhub/WoodRocket

Not missing a beat, the horny Sansa comes back with: "That's because it's covered in semen, Hormund."

While speaking to 'Bigfinger', she asks politely while looking down as a pink sex aid: "Is this the dildo you used to kill my father? Areola saw you do it and Branjob saw you do it, and he's a creepy psychic birdman, now."

Outstanding, I think you'll agree.

But a GOT parody, porn or not, wouldn't be complete without the dreaded 'White Wankers', led by the Night King, who rides a puppet dragon and in one scene appears to be rubbing one out.

In a press release, the very self-aware studio promise big things for fans, saying: "This sequel is so dirty it makes the first parody embarrassed by its lack of hardcore dragon sex, people disguised as dildos, white walker masturbation, royal penetration, giant-genital'd Wildings and magical step-relative banging.

And what it lacks in budget, it more than makes up for in innuendo and bad hair. Credit: Credit: Pornhub/WoodRocket
And what it lacks in budget, it more than makes up for in innuendo and bad hair. Credit: Credit: Pornhub/WoodRocket

"Who will survive this raunchy penetration-filled medieval fantasy when the White Wankers bust through The Peter North Wall!?! Find out, in Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere."

And if you've been reading this thinking the name WoodRocket sounds familiar, it should, as they have been responsible for some of the titans of the porn industry in recent years, such as The LEGO Movie porn parody - The Laygo Movie.

A joint venture between Woody and Pornhub, it has, quote: "So much brick-sucking and block-stuffing that you may question what the brick the folks at WoodRocket and Pornhub was thinking."

If, however, you prefer the straight-down-the-line GOT with just regular tits and dragons, then fear not. Ahead of the final season's release on 15 April, you can head over to LADbible's Westeros Posting group on Facebook. You're welcome.

Featured Image Credit: Pornhub/WoodRocket

Dominic Smithers

Dominic graduated from the University of Leeds with a degree in French and History. Like you, Dom has often questioned how much use a second language has been. Well, after stints working at the Manchester Evening News, the Accrington Observer and the Macclesfield Express, along with never setting foot on France, he realised the answer is surprisingly little. But I guess, c'est la vie. Contact us at [email protected]

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