It's fair to say that Lewis Capaldi is absolutely smashing it. Not only has his single, 'Someone You Loved', been at number one for seven weeks, the 22-year-old is known as one of the funniest lads in the music industry.
Thanks to his down to earth personality and hilarious Scottish-ness, his Instagram is honestly a thing of beauty - and it turns out his Tinder bio is pretty good too.
During LADbible's latest 'Shocking Answers' video, Lewis reveals the details of his bio - after scrolling past all the girls he's pulled with it. It reads: "Almost scored top bin on Soccer AM, has one dog and is very good at fighting."
I, for one, am completely sold.
LADbible's 'Shocking Answers' series involves a super fan asking their favourite celebrity questions. If the questions are too much, the fan gets a real life electric shock.
Lewis Calamari doing it for the 'gram. Credit: Instagram/lewiscapaldi
Lewis also gave us an interesting insight into day to day life as a chart topping artist is like.
When super-fan Jasmine asks him the all important question: "Have you peed in the shower in the past year?" Lewis doesn't hold back and proudly announces: "I've peed in the shower in the last four hours."
She goes on to ask him one about a subject close to his heart: "Should you sit down or stand up when wiping your bum?"
Clearly passionate about this issue, he says: "I really want to explain this. I know people say you shouldn't stand up because it congeals and it's like peeling back toast with Nutella on it.
"I know this is meant to be fun, but stop f***ing sitting down and wiping your arse."
Lewis gets a bit trigger happy with the buzzer.
Jasmine also delves into the topic of what his what his most disgusting habit is, to which he replies: "Sometimes I'll stick my finger in my belly button, and I'll give it a sniff."
Ask a minging question, get a minging answer I suppose.
When asked about the last time he had sex, he gets all shy - but reluctantly reveals it was in the last seven days.
Well Lewis, looks like that Tinder bio is doing the job...
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