Lewis Capaldi Has Tinder And His Bio Is Amazing
It's fair to say that Lewis Capaldi is absolutely smashing it. Not only has his single, 'Someone You Loved', been at number one for seven weeks, the 22-year-old is known as one of the funniest lads in the music industry.
Thanks to his down to earth personality and hilarious Scottish-ness, his Instagram is honestly a thing of beauty - and it turns out his Tinder bio is pretty good too.
During LADbible's latest 'Shocking Answers' video, Lewis reveals the details of his bio - after scrolling past all the girls he's pulled with it. It reads: "Almost scored top bin on Soccer AM, has one dog and is very good at fighting."
I, for one, am completely sold.
LADbible's 'Shocking Answers' series involves a super fan asking their favourite celebrity questions. If the questions are too much, the fan gets a real life electric shock.
Lewis also gave us an interesting insight into day to day life as a chart topping artist is like.
When super-fan Jasmine asks him the all important question: "Have you peed in the shower in the past year?" Lewis doesn't hold back and proudly announces: "I've peed in the shower in the last four hours."
She goes on to ask him one about a subject close to his heart: "Should you sit down or stand up when wiping your bum?"
Clearly passionate about this issue, he says: "I really want to explain this. I know people say you shouldn't stand up because it congeals and it's like peeling back toast with Nutella on it.
"I know this is meant to be fun, but stop f***ing sitting down and wiping your arse."
Jasmine also delves into the topic of what his what his most disgusting habit is, to which he replies: "Sometimes I'll stick my finger in my belly button, and I'll give it a sniff."
Ask a minging question, get a minging answer I suppose.
When asked about the last time he had sex, he gets all shy - but reluctantly reveals it was in the last seven days.
Well Lewis, looks like that Tinder bio is doing the job...
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