Unless you've been living under a rock, you're bound to have come across one of the world's most renowned entrepreneurs - Chabuddy G.
If you haven't, then you should get on BBC iPlayer, find People Just Do Nothing, and get yourself clued up on the activities of Chabbzy and Kurupt FM crew.
Chabuddy has always made huge waves in many fields but started making bigger ones when he became manager of Kurupt FM. He took them to a global stage, while selling Peanut Dust, running the Champagne Steam Rooms, an internet cafe and a restaurant all on the side.
Episode five of People Just Do Nothing Series 4 is available on BBC Three's iPlayer from Tuesday and repeated on BBC1 on Saturday night.
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He recently tried his hand at directing, working with Comic Relief to create a British Airways advert as well as a music video with Ed Sheeran. When he spoke to LADbible, he confirmed that he very much has his foot in the directing door, and might even be bringing us a modern, urban take on Game of Thrones.
"I've always thought of myself as a bit of a director, AKA Steven Spielgirth," Chabuddy told LADbible. "We can do a Game of Thrones crossover, like Hounslow-Westeros, you know what I mean?
"Hounslow, Brentford, these are like the Seven Kingdoms in West London, and Kurupt FM are running this shit right now.
"There's a lot of those White Walkers, but I thought of the Brown Walkers walking around Hounslow - UKIP's nightmare.
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"Me and Adona made a few tapes back in the day, too, but I can't really release those, they're a bit explicit.
"Let's see what the future holds, definitely some more stuff coming."
Credit: BBC Three/HBO
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We have to be honest and all agree that's something we'd all like to see. Imagine the soundtrack, it'd be unreal.
Since I had Chabudz on the phone it made sense to carry on chatting to him, even if it meant laughing myself into a coma. Given that he's stylish and down with all things modern, he gave tips to you lot on how to get your style right and how to impress.
"There's a few sort of style tips that I give to geezers and that, and what I'd say is grow a big, girthy moustache. Get the 'tache," he said. "Then get some very classy loafers. Leopard skin, halal sheep skin, you can get lamb skin - anything that pops out.
"So, grow your 'tache, get some funky shoes and grow your back hair out. People are shaving their bodies and that, but keep a girthy, bushy mane - [it's] good for the winter, it keeps you warm, and women like that sort of hairy, beasty guy.
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"Then get a Merc, you know what I mean? You'll be fighting them off, mate."
And of course, for a man who has great success with women, he's given everyone an insight on how to really get girls excited.
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He told LADbible: "What I'd say is just lie. What I normally do is Photoshop my bank receipts and before I even say hello to a girl I show them my bank statement and she'll love it.
"It's not exactly lying, it's just exaggerating a bit.
"A little bit of fraud, as well, and let them know about it. They'll like that you're a little bit dodgy - like Pablo Escobar. Look at him, he got loads of chicks and he was a dodgy bastard."
As for him, currently his love life isn't exactly as popping as it once was, not after Adona stabbed him in the back and broke his heart.
However, nothing is too much of an issue for The Mayor of Hounslow, who claims he's doing just fine without his Polish snowflake.
He said: "I'm definitely over Adona right now, definitely. I don't know if you've ever heard of revenge porn? I've actually got a revenge porn tape coming out. Adona's not in it, it's just me, but it's directed at her.
"I'm definitely playing the field. What I've done is actually changed my targets a little bit to more older women. When I say target, I don't mean in an aggressive way, I mean it in a friendly way.
"So I'm looking at aunties now, a bit of mum-play. Like I say, I like a bit of experience, and also I quite like the leathery skin.
"It's going alright - I mean nothing so far - but watch this space."
Plus he always has his career to focus on, such as selling mass amounts of Peanut Dust.
However, there have been reports of uproar as those who want to invest in the Chabuddy G but are allergic to nuts can't sample PD. Luckily, though, Chabuddy assures us that there's actually hardly any nuts in packets of Peanut Dust, and it's just "a little bit of glass in it, but hardly any peanuts, it's mostly just dust."
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