Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison has revealed her fiancé was given strict instructions to watch porn and masturbate, prompting her to jokingly label him a 'd**khead'.
How does the saying go again? "A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away?"
Not quite, but Pattison revealed on her new podcast that porn and masturbation were quite literally what the doctor ordered for her fiancé Ercan Ramadan. Now there's an excuse if I've ever heard one.
While speaking with model Bianca Gascoigne, Pattison explained that she and Ramadan recently kicked off their egg-freezing journey which will hopefully allow them to have kids if they decide to in the future.
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"I was saying I was going to do it and I think if I'm honest with myself it's the reason I'd been putting it off," Pattison said.
"I was waiting for this moment where I was actually ready to try and conceive naturally. I was waiting for that moment when I had a house – and I love Ercan and I know we're gonna be together and I want a baby now, and I was waiting for that moment... it just didn't happen...
"God, if you keep waiting for that lightbulb moment where you're like 'oh yeah I'm ready to be a mother' you may potentially lose that opportunity where you can even freeze some good eggs," she continued.
As part of the process, Ramadan was asked to supply a 'sample' while at the doctors, and we all know what that involves.
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Pattison explained: "Ercan then totted off with his little cup to go and watch porn in a little room and honestly I was like 'this is just a nice Monday afternoon for you, isn't it d**khead?'"
The Geordie Shore star explained in a post on Instagram earlier this week that both she and Ramadan underwent a 'series of scans and tests' and joked that it was 'a sight to behold' watching her fiancé 'toddle off' with his cup.
"Luckily we're all healthy and in a good position to prepare for the egg retrieval process in the new year," Pattison continued, adding: "Then if everything goes to plan we'll make our gorgeous little embryos and our frozen family will be there waiting for us When we do decide to start that next chapter of [our] lives."
"I want women to be aware that there is more than one route to motherhood and happiness."
Topics: Geordie Shore, Sex and Relationships, Celebrity, Parenting
Emily Brown