The Man With The World's Biggest Penis Has Been Offered His First Porn Role

The man with the world's largest penis, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, recently revealed that instead of getting a reduction on his huge dong, in order to have a proper sex life, he was going to keep his full length of 18.9 inches.

He felt that the fame his massive phallus has brought him is much more valuable than any sexual relationship, and also said that he plans to move to the US of A and possibly pursue a career in porn.

Take a look at his story, and quite a lot else, here...

"I don't feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women," he explained to Barcroft TV. "One of them will be the right size for me.

"I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there.

"And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal. They don't care about what I have in my pants."

While it might be quite a stretch for him to make it in the porn industry, given that it's almost impossible for him to have intercourse, there is some mad shit in bawdy films. Seeing him in a video may well be similar to a Super Soaker fight, but weirdly, people lap that shit up.

He could possibly slide in between the skat and octopus sections on the adult sites that you don't dare go near, or he could possibly be a sellable and valuable commodity to porn bosses.

Given that he could be recognised as a marketable chap for his assets, we decided to ask one of the biggest porn sites in the world whether or not they'd give him the break he so desires.

The hero who brought YouPorn into the world, and, the infamous series of FakeTaxi, among other 'Fake' sites, was the first to lay down on the table the direction Roberto could go in.

Unfortunately we won't be seeing him driving a taxi - as that's for the people at the top of the porn food chain - but we could see him venture into the 'FakeHub'.

"We would fly him over to Prague and he can come see our doctors and nurses at our FakeHospital.com," 'The YouPorn Guy' told TheLADbible.

"We would make the scene quite comical, and would get a female doctor and two or three nurses all trying to have a go on it.

"He would have the time of his life. Everyone would want to see the scene for sure, whether they would get off on it is another matter."

He's right, for major curiosity reasons you'd find yourself watching it just to see if 18.9 goes into two (maybe three). Roberto has said that he's yet to find a suitable woman who can accommodate his size, so seeing how it might work could quench your thirst for answers.

If comedy would become a valuable part of Rob's career, then there's all kinds of situations we could see him in. For example, imagine the laughs if, in a dimly lit, grungy toilet where a glory hole has been placed, his wanger is being used to surprise people who are willing to take on the unexpected. It'd be priceless.

You could even throw him into a classroom, making him the subject of a rather odd Sex Ed lesson, only for the teacher to hang behind and relieve some tension.

"You come here often?" "Yes, it's my fucking classroom."

Of course, if he's going to get somewhere he's going to need a moniker. Something that will grab people's attention. Something that will be known all over the world.

At the moment Roberto Esquivel Cabrera isn't rolling off the tongue quite as well as Jesús Enorme Pene. Translated, this literally means 'Jesus, huge penis', which makes sense if I'm honest.

There's no news yet on any porn star that would be able to take his 18.9 inches, and the chances are that there isn't one. Given that he's quite literally sacrificed a sex life to make sure his penis remains the biggest in the world means that there are very little details on how any of this would work.

Unfortunately, Roberto's doctor is against not only the idea of him becoming a porn phenomenon, but also keeping his dick.

"We have advised him, 'Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn't hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children'," Doctor Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said. "But he doesn't accept it; he'd rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people.

"In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho.

"It's something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feel special."

To be fair, Doc, if he does a handstand he'll literally be a human W, and not many people can say that.

What is baffling is whether or not he can get an erection. Though we're no doctors here, one would guess that the amount of blood needed to take all of that length from flaccid to even half-mast would make him faint.

Credit: Barcroft

Back in 2015 he was reportedly offered the chance to star in a sex-tape by Vivid Entertainment, but nothing came of it. Apparently communications broke down because it was complicated by language barrier, expectations of money and basic anatomy challenges, according to TMZ. Hopefully his second crack at the industry will not be unsuccessful.

Roberto has apparently been obsessed with the size of his manhood since an early age, with doctors determining that he performed his own ghetto 'enlargement' surgery in his teens, stretching it with weights.

It's advisable not to do this, for obvious reasons.

"I am happy with my penis. I know nobody has the size I have," Roberto says. "I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don't recognise this record."

Well, whatever comes of his life and quest for more fame, we wish him the best of luck.

Featured Image Credit: Barcroft

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.

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