Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher started off being cast as a young on-screen couple, but now they're married with children and in their thirties and all that shit.
They're parents to three-year-old Wyatt and one-year-old Dmitri and in a recent interview they opened up about how they were going to do their best to make sure their children don't wind up as 'assholes'. And, ironically, the parenting technique kind of means them being assholes themselves.
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Speaking to Entertainment Tonight, Kunis said: "Our tradition is no presents for the kids. We're instituting it this year because when the kids are [younger than] one, it doesn't really matter.
"Last year when we celebrated Christmas, Wyatt was two and it was too much. We didn't give her anything - it was the grandparents. The kid no longer appreciates the one gift. They don't even know what they're expecting; they're just expecting stuff.
"We've told our parents, "We're begging you - if you have to give her something, pick one gift. Otherwise, we'd like to take a charitable donation, to the Children's Hospital or a pet [or] whatever you want'. That's our new tradition."
"Psss Mila... yeah, you know everything that's good about Christmas, let's ban that shit." (Credit: PA Images)
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No present at Christmas, absolutely fuck that to be honest. Imagine that feelings of getting back to school and everyone saying how they'd got a new PS4 game or whatever and you're just sat there saying you didn't get anything - surely all the other kids would be like 'but, hey, aren't you the child of those famous actors who earn loads of money'.
'Yeh, they're doing it so I don't become an arsehole', you'd reply: deathly silence as you realise you may not be an asshole but you sure do look like one in this situation right now. Let's hope they bring back Christmas when the kids get a little older, aye?
Did you know that before she married Ashton, Mila briefly dated Macaulay Culkin.
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"He was huge. You couldn't walk down the street with him," she said last year. "He always had this weird attraction, like fans just screamed when they saw him. They didn't know how to react. It wasn't like a normal response to a celebrity. Fans responded in a very abnormal way to him."
The interviewer also asked Kunis whether or not she actually loved Culkin because of her past opinion on marriage.
"Honestly, who knows? I just don't know. But I know since before we started dating, since I was like, 16, I told my dad, 'just so you know, I don't believe in marriage'."
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