I've never been to China, I don't really plan to either. From what I've seen of it (which is extremely limited) on An Idiot Abroad, parts of it look extremely polluted and smoggy, they eat deep-fried insects and it looks real easy to get run over because there are no laws on the roads.
I'm from Coventry so if I don't want to go to a place it must be extremely bad, also a quick Google search tells me they still eat dogs in China so swerve that place completely.
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Also, they're a fan of extremely racist adverts, like this one. Where a man wearing a dirty t-shirt with what looks like paint all over it tries to kiss a Chinese girl, she's having none of it so she puts him in a washing machine. Fair enough, there's nothing sexy about being a decorator, everyone knows that what girls really like is 300 words of preamble about a racist TV advert, that's hot.
Anyway what she pulls out of the washing machine is actually a completely different man, and he's erm, noticeably, erm, sporting a much lighter skin tone, and now the girl is into him.
On another note, China also did this to John Boyega on a promo poster for The Force Awakens.
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Credit: Disney/LucasFilm
Racism is still alive, Sigh.
Words by Matthew Cooper
Featured Image Credit:Topics: China