Personally, I've never been on the receiving end of an unsolicited dick pic - and thank God.
However, there's probably never a day that goes by when a hand full of girls don't get surprised by a sly dick, erect or otherwise.
To be honest, I'm not quite sure what men think an unsolicited dick pic will achieve. Do they think the woman is going to turn around and think 'this is the man I've been longing for, I know nothing about him and the only part of his anatomy I've seen is his member and upper thighs - I must have him now!' -It's hardly Romeo & Juliet, is it?
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For the most part, I assume dick pics are greeted with variations of 'fuck off'.
However, 30-year-old Samantha Mawdsley found a new and inventive way to see off a dick pic sender.
Samantha left a review on the Facebook page of a restaurant she had visited, and on her post hopeless romantic James left a comment, asking her to check her messages.
Opening her DMs she found a picture of the guy's phallus.
Credit: Samantha Mawdsley via Facebook
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At first, Samantha ignored it and headed off to sleep, thinking that the perpetrator may apologise before she woke the next day.
She told Metro: "At that point, he wasn't blocked. So, he had eight hours to apologise or something.
"I've read about these mystical happenings but since I've been in a loving, pre-Tinder, three-year relationship, I never thought I'd witness the horror firsthand.
"[In the morning] I decided to mess with him and call him out on his ridiculous behaviour and double standards.
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"To my delight, he was suckered into my debate!"
She decided to Google random pictures of dicks, and then send them to him.
All credits: Samantha Mawdsley via Facebook
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You've got to give it to her here, she's really fucked him over.
Over 7,000 people have shared the album on Facebook, adding humiliation to James' advances.
Speaking to Metro, Samantha said that if James had simply apologised, it wouldn't have come to this.
She said: "He felt no remorse and just assumed I would stay silent.
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"I've blocked him, but a stranger sent him a message, and he has been in disbelief.
"He said I had no right to humiliate him, but the way I saw it, he flashed me, and I pointed and screamed."
The lesson here lads is that you really shouldn't send an unsolicited dick pic - it could land you in an awful lot of shit.
Words by Mark McGowan
Featured image credit: Samantha Mawdsley via Facebook
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