It's coming up to the most dreaded time of the year: Valentine's Day. Unless you're in a state of monogamous bliss, the Hallmark holiday is simply an ongoing reminder that you're single AF.
This can be particularly painful if you're fresh out of a relationship, especially when your loved up friends insist on posting their date night selfies all over social media. But fear not, singletons, because Hooters is rooting for the heartbroken this Valentine's Day by offering free chicken wings to those willing to destroy a picture of their ex.
Who needs red roses when you've got chicken wings, right?
Well, who doesn't want free chicken wings? Credit: Hooters
If you'd like to take part in this unusual act of closure, all you have to do is get down to your nearest Hooters, destroy a picture of the ex, and you'll get ten free boneless wings with the purchase of any ten wings. Simple.
And if you're not sure how to extinguish the pic, Hooters even has an online quiz as part of its 'Shred em and forget em' campaign, which will indicate the best method: shred it, burn it, bury it, or - our personal fave - dart it. The outcome is dependent on how the break-up went down and how long it's been since then.
Per the Hooters website: "You need your ex's photo like you need a kidney stone. Get rid of it now by answering a few quick questions. We'll help you choose the most satisfying method of disposal, so the healing can begin."
The only downside is that there's only one Hooters branch open in the UK, in Nottingham - no doubt plenty of students will be making the most of this snarky Valentine's deal.
If you're not in the area and you want to get involved, maybe try carrying out your own Hooters ceremony instead. Get a snapshot of the ex, destroy it, then munch down on a massive platter of wings - it's surely the only appropriate way to get closure in 2019.
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