We don't have Spring Break over here in the UK, or at least US-branded Spring Break.
We have breaks in Spring, but usually for Easter. If my memory serves me correctly, there isn't any sex or beach parties at Easter.
Across the pond, it's almost a rite of passage for young people. A place for people to run riot and not reap the consequences.
Apart from one guy.
Look at this lad responding to claims of cheating by his girlfriend during Spring Break.
He used the old "oh, I was drunk, it was a stitch up' line but it clearly didn't work.
He then fessed up, writing:
"Jess, I obviously didn't mean anything I didn't even know what was going on. Chris loaded to third beer pong I took with JACK and that's the last thing I remember until waking up in my own liken - puke* I didn't even have sex with her. They are lying about that. We just got looked like it. Pick up your phone."
Then it that wasn't enough, the girlfriend only went and replied with a photo of a guy beside her bum. "Two can play that game," she text.
"What the fuck," he snapped back. "Who the fuck is that.
"Pick up ur [sic] fucking phone!
"You dumb bitch. Find ur own way home. Cunt."
Wow. Talk about 0 to 100.
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