*Hits blunt*
Ahhhhh, damn. There we go. You guys having a good weekend so far? If not, you should check out this video of some guy crying over his weed. It's gold.
When I say crying I truly mean it. The guy's face is literally saturated in tear-streams. Some folk just can't handle it, can they?
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I mean, he could have just been brought to tears by a coughing fit and decided to film himself for the benefit of the Internet, but...
*hits blunt*
... who knows. It looks quite legit. Damn, this draw's good. But yeah, the video's notched up almost half a million views on YouTube. That's some serious numbers.
Look at that quivering lip. That's a bit OTT. He thanks God for his reefer. He says "Every time my reefer man some good weed...
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*hits blunt* *coughs*
... when I come back that afternoon..." and then it's anyone's guess what he says after that. He changes tempo, adding: "I wanna know what motherfucking deals he be getting. He needs to get more of this shit."
Credit: nikbistro2/YouTube
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Come on. How good can it actually be?
*coughs*
It's a little -
*coughs*
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Excuse me. It's a little plant. No more, no less. I mean, yeah I can see where he's coming from. It does help so many people. Why the powers that be clamp down on it, I don't know. SMH.
*hits blunt*
Oh God, I'm in tears. This video's got me. Man, I'm so glad my co-workers are letting me enjo my shit in the office today. God damn, they be front-bench at my wedding - let me tell you. They be getting special honours, the first slice of cake. If they -
*coughs*
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- if they want that shit, imma hook them up man. Fuck. I love weed.
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