You know that feeling you get when you make a joke that lands better than Simone Biles at Rio 2016? It's great, but this one man transcended that, and then some.
An unnamed American recently shared his story to Reddit detailing his arrest at a protest, during which he drew out a 'get out of jail free' Monopoly card from his pocket.
Imagine that. Imagine not only preserving your calm during an arrest but then also thinking 'this'll be funny' and dropping that card. Imagine having that card in your pocket ready to begin with.
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"I was arrested at a protest Wednesday," the post reads.
"The trooper asked me what was in my pockets. He didn't believe me."
He posted a photo of the evidence bag which contained a description of the card, though some are taking it with a pinch of salt.
Credit: Reddit
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"Evidence Bag - when they emptied my pockets they put everything in here," he captioned it.
"Don't leave home without it."
Obviously, the banter didn't convince the policeman. But he at least got a smile.
"He laughed. Then he tightened the zip cuffs."
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Completely worth it just for that. Brilliant, brilliant work.
Featured image credit: Reddit