A young woman from New Zealand is auctioning off her arse so a lucky bidder can choose a tattoo for it.
Bailey Price, 20, who works in a surf shop in Wellington, NZ, is using Trade Me to advertise her 9cm x 9cm butt canvas, with hopes that one bid will get her out of debt.
Bailey says she has a "bubbly, crazy personality" and that her friends haven't exactly questioned her decision.
"I'm a pretty wild girl so most people who know me wouldn't be surprised that I'm offering the winner of this auction to have anything tattooed on my butt," she writes on Trade Me.
"Obviously, tattoos are forever so who could say no to a lifetime of advertisement. I am also well known for mooning my butt in public, lol. (sic).
"You may be waiting to bid on this auction for a variation (sic) of ideas: marriage proposal, business promotion, an artist wanting to share design or just because yolo.
"10 percent of the winnings will go towards a charity of your choice."
The only stipulations are the size and that it has to be on either the left or right cheek. So no faces with the arsehole as the mouth etc.
The highest bidder will get a framed photo of the final tattoo. As it stands, that highest bid is $2,550.
Not for long, though. Bailey, if you're reading, check this:
Image: Mark McGowan
You see that face? That's the face of a teetotal, law abiding citizen with a taste for high society and low-in-carbs food.
Thanks to my heavily disposable income, I will offer £250,000 in cold hard cash to get this tattooed. I look forward to hearing from you.
Featured image credit: Facebook/Bailey Price