We've Applied For The Vacant England Manager's Job Because - Fuck It

Recently, the world of football was rocked by an undercover sting. It found England manager Sam Allardyce guilty of helping what he thought was a businessman find loopholes in Football Association rules.

After The Daily Telegraph released a video of Allardyce discussing the ownership of players with a third party, he resigned as head coach.

Gareth Southgate is taking temporary charge but there have been rumours that the FA has been keen to replace the Allardyce with current Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger.

That seems like utter bullshit, and the latest report, according to Sky Sports, is that the FA is looking to speak to former Schalke coach Ralf Rangnick to fill the position.

The FA has, however, overlooked one very sterling and adequate candidate - me.

I got in contact with the FA to apply for the job and, quite frankly, it would be stupid to hire anyone else.

Fair enough, there was a slight cock up with a private image that I shared, but I reckon the FA will be willing to overlook it.

I await a reply and look forward to updating you all if when I am offered the job.

Topics: Football

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.