This Guy's Story About Someone Asking Him To Give Up His Seat Is Hilarious
Bloody hell.
Whether it's in school, college or university, there's always some right top hat who has to make a situation about chairs really pedantic.
They'll sit there waiting and hoping that someone will try and sit or take a chair they've designated to someone else. As soon as someone touches that chair, shit hits the fan. "This chair is taken! My friend is coming! It's a group project, we need this chair!" You just stand there dumbfounded - like chill the fuck out, who warmed up this lump of meat?
This guy experienced this situation, but it was on a much higher level than you'd ever expect. He told the story on Twitter, and, well, strap yourselves in.
So check this out.. we walk into class right. Class maxed out so everybody has a seat except one guy who comes in late.
I'm chilling,waiting for class to start. The guy on my left recognizes the guy who came in late and is like "Wow! Golly man, how are ya?!"
My first thought is "Did this man just say golly?"But that's another convo.Anyway,everybody at my table(group of connected laptops) friends.
So I'm already the odd man out. Idrc, I'm not here to be buddy buddy with folks anyway. So the late guy realizes he has no seat
The guy on my left is like "Come sit with us" which befuddled me because there's clearly nowhere at this table/group to sit.
But you know, whatever, not my convo. Buddy on my left starts whispering to the guy on his left. Once again, whatever, not my convo.
Guy taps me and my shoulder I'm like "Sup".He looks at the other members of the Brady bunch at the table almost like he needed confirmation
This man looked me in my eyes and said "Hey you mind letting our friend sit right here?" 🤔
I'm like "Oh he gone pull up a chair? Yeah that's cool we got hella space". Nah...he looks at the Brady bunch again.
Looks back at me and says "No I meant like can you give him your seat? We all know him and like we wanted to sit together in here"
I kinda froze for a second because I'm legit confused. Like I can't believe Tom real life asked me this question.
I'm like "So..you want me to give up my seat and stand..so that Connor can sit down witchall?"
His name probably not Connor, but I didn't care. So Connor over there wide eyed looking like he has nothing to do with this.
He legit started arguing his case "I mean we kinda had a plan he just had to catch a later bus because he woke up late and.."
I'm like "Jake listen, listen Jake, hear me..Idc..no" like wth you mean?!
He said "Cmon it's just a chair" I'm like "Then give yours up Hunter!". So then I kinda started getting angry, popping off at the mouth
I'm like "Bruh if you think my black ass is about to give up my seat for y'all caucizoids, you trippin, what year y'all think this is?"
Mannnn that started it. The whole Brady bunch came at me "Whoaaaa it's not like that!". One girl like "We just want you to move that's all"
Bruh got mad I guess and started talking in his skater voice like "Dude you're making this a big deal, we asked a simple question"
I channel my inner tony hawk voice and I'm mocking him like "Dude I'm not gonna give away my seat because you and heather want me to"
They finally realize I've been making up names for the past few minutes and Holly is like "WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING US THESE RANDOM PEOPLE!?"
Brock who sits across from me is like "Yeah that's not even cool you don't disrespect by purposely messing up their names man, chill"
I swear y'all I think I threw a tantrum bruh, I'm like "YALL NOT GONE TALK ABOUT RESPECT AND YALL TRYNA MAKE ME GIVE UP MY SEAT FOR MATT!"
Meanwhile Matt the late ass who started this ain't said a word! Which is good because I was WAITING on him to open his mouth.
So Joe is like "Ykw screw it, you're trying to cause a scene, we just asked a simple question, we'll find another way"
I'm like "Oh..another way? You about to call your dad Ryan? Have him buy this seat from me? That's what you gone do?"
It dies down for a good 2 minutes right. Y'all I can't make this up, this man waits until the professor walks in, and proceeds to snitch!
I'm beyond speechless..I'm like "Excuse me..Larry (Guy 2 seats down) your friend is the bitchest individual, I've ever seen in my life"
Professor comes to the group to ask in general what's going on and the Brady bunch all just lie and over exaggerate and..Mann I'm telling ya
Professor stops them to ask me what happened..I'm lowkey tryna make a good impression because I need an A in this class so I switch up
I'm like "How are you professor?I'm sorry we had to meet this way but APPARENTLY by sitting here, I ruined the Beatles reunion"
Bruh the professor starts laughing and the Brady Bunch starts talking loud again and blah blah. Professor then decides to speak
She's like "You all cannot force him to move when he was here in time. If you all wanna be together that bad you should be on time Thurs."
Brads all "Okay cool cool, let's just get here like 15 minutes early next time". I'm on some petty ish right..
So I'm like "And I'll be here 30 minutes early". Bro came back like "Okay we'll come an hour early" wtf?
Jesus Christ. I mean, it is a bit out of order to ask someone to move when they've been sitting there.
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Anyway, he promised to give an update on the theatrics come Thursday when he returns to class. So, once again, hold tight...
Fucking hell. It is, admittedly, all about a chair, which is pretty odd, but at the same time really funny.
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I do really appreciate the fact he went so far to stand his ground, though; there's something admirable about a man who is this loyal to his seat.
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Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.