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Picture Shows That Australia Is Actually Currently Hell

Picture Shows That Australia Is Actually Currently Hell

Woah.

Anonymous

Anonymous

There's a bit of a heatwave going on Down Under and the map that they showed on the news of the heat radius was quite freaky.

It showed all of Australia with its centre being so hot that it turned purple. It was like looking straight into the sun. It burned our retinas.

And it scared the Aussies out - no one wants to live in a land so hot that'd you'd catch Lucifer himself with a hand held fan saying "it's piggin' hot, init?"

People are not excited about the temperature getting up to 45C in their hometowns.

Although to be honest, I lived in the Middle East for five years and in the summer it was around 50C. You're going to be fine, Australia, just grab a cool can of the golden nectar and chill.

Calm your freak out and instead revel in the outrageous heat. If there's one thing we know for sure, it's that Australians will always find a way to have fun. They live on one of the most terrifying places in the world, with pigs that steal beer, giant spiders, snakes and jellyfish that can kill you and they're known as a fun-loving, carefree lot.

Also a bit mad. I mean, does this guy look like he's going to be fazed by having to put on some extra sunscreen?

If anything, the sunscreen might be scared of him.

Anyway, there are a lot of things you can do in the baking heat... for example, baking.

What do you fancy? Cookies? Brownies? All you need to do is grab some mix, a baking tray, put it in your car and wait for intense heat to bake your goodies for you. However hot it is outside, it's going to be so much hotter inside your car. So you might as well harness the heat.

This guy tried it in Phoenix in the US when his car got up to 95C!

Cookies in the car make any sort of heat bearable.

Also, don't Australians do everything in their underwear anyway? BBQ - do it in your jocks. Taking the dog for a walk - whack your Bill Grundies on.

Since Aussies are just about the greatest people on earth, you can imagine that there'll be a video soon of one reveler bathing in the sun, tanning the outline of a penis onto his chest.

Words by Laura Hamilton

Featured Image Credit: Twitter

Topics: Weather, Australia