When pushed into peril of facing a burglar, you have to be prepared to do whatever it takes to protect yourself.
Given the different scenarios, some people choose to keep a baseball bat nearby - maybe under the bed - because it's the most diverse weapon.
However, not everywhere can accommodate a just-in-case bat, so you have to make do with your surroundings.
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Take the staff at this California sex shop, for example. Much like FBI agent Bill Graham who used a set of nearby arrows to apprehend an attacking Hannibal Lecter, they reached for dildos to try and force a robber out of their shop. When in Rome and all that.
Credit: KTNV Channel 13 Las Vegas
Seemingly unphased by the hoodlum's fire arm, the two women begin to toss shafts, veins, helmets and girthy members his way, completely undeterred by his threats.
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One of the women explain that "they do got some weight on 'em", which explains why they made very successful make-shift weapons.
Take note - dildos are not only for pleasure, but also for fending off armed robbers.
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