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Florist Uploads Hilarious NSFW Message Bloke Gave To His Missus

Florist Uploads Hilarious NSFW Message Bloke Gave To His Missus

All about da booty.

Anonymous

Anonymous

'Love you hun. Thnx for been there 4 me 4eva'.

'Ur my best M8 and I love u sweetcheeks'.

'Sorry you lost your gran Deirdre. Such a shame she passed away. And at such a young age of 94'.

Fuck all that shit.

This is the message you want to see when you get given some flowers from the florists.

Credit: @whysotrill

Nicole, the florist in question from Chicago, took the opportunity to show the world this message.

To be fair, for $34.99, he probably is hopeful of some good deed. Let's put that into perspective. $34.99 is a fair few bevvies down the local he could have had with his pals. He's made an effort. All for some pretty things you can't eat and will die next week. I'm on about the flowers here.

She posted it to Twitter and after a bit of sleuthing, even managed to find the man who asked for that to be the message.

Credit: @whysotrill

And who said romance is dead?

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