A few days ago, we showed you the 'Vagina Mask' that had been designed by American artist Melissa Coulter. Now, we can show you about the 'Penis Mask'.
'Penis Mask' or the 'Dickhead' - because although technically it is just a penis mask, the motive is to bring to the life one of the greatest and most universal insults of all time - is great for any dickhead you know. And who doesn't know a dickhead? With this mask, you can approach your mate and say "Mark, I got you a penis mask. You know why? 'Cause you're a dickhead!' It'll bring the house down.
To me, the vagina mask is a bit OTT. The craft is there, no doubt, but overall it's too gross to be ever become popular. The penis mask, however, has real comedic value, not least because its production value appears so low-budget.
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I can't imagine any girl buying the vagina mask, giving it to them and have it go down a storm. You buy your mate one of these penis masks and you'll probably get a free pint out of it.
Another pro to the penis mask is that it comes in various skin tones. It's offensive, but offensive to all. No-one is spared the best Halloween costume of 2016.
The penis mask is made of latex and not silicon like the vagina mask and is therefore cheaper, setting you back £15 and not £400.
Here's my pick of who you should buy this mask for:
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1. Your mate
2. Your mate's mum
3. Anyone who still thinks it's cool to go as Heath Ledger's Joker.
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