There may be times in your life when you look back and feel wistful about things that aren't in your life anymore. Old lovers, friends that you don't speak to anymore, family members that have passed on... and remember the chocolate bar that Mars did that time?!
To be completely fair, they were delicious.
Remember the crunch? Remember the creamy inside? Damn. I've got a hankering for one now and a Kinder Bueno won't do the trick. What can we do? Well, some clever clogs has started a petition in an attempt to get Mars to bring it back.
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It needs 2,500 signatures and at the time of writing they were at 2,341. I can almost taste it.
The comments seem to be the best part. Thomas Hehir, of Offaly, Ireland wrote: "They're so nice they give me an erection wile eating them [sic]", while Joshua Robers, Llangristiolus, went with: "I Fucking Love this Chocolate." I don't know why Joshua capitalised every word except for 'this', but the point stands. Bring it back.
Cathal Smith, Mullingar, overshared slightly: "I had my first wank eating a Mars Delight, serious bar and serious wank, wanked about Ellen DeGeneres licking Cadbury chocolate mouse out of me arse crack [sic]." A chocolate mouse?! You sick bastard. Mousse, ah!
My favourite by a mile is by Stephen Keegan, from Dublin. He went with: "They were alri i guess [sic]."
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BRING IT BACK. And while you're at it, start doing Fuse bars again.
You can sign the petition for the reintroduction of Mars Delights here.
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