How To Have Good Sex With A Micro-Penis

Presumably, the only life-routes for the 0.6 percent of the population that has been lumped with a micro-penis are A) to master another thing B) become filthy rich or C) embrace asexuality.

Turns out there's actually stuff you can do that doesn't involve sitting in a Sainsbury's cafe for fun if you're on the not-so-endowed slant.

Sex therapist Elizabeth McGrath confirms the old saying that it's not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean that is key to a banging sex life notwithstanding the cocktail sausage you're packing. Sort of.

She explained to The Daily Dot: "There's humping, there's grinding, there's rubbing the penis on the labia or on the side, and then it expands into 'hat kind of fun things can we do together?' Look at it as an opportunity to find new things rather than focus on one way of doing it specifically."

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Another go-to is, of course, sex toys, including a penis extender. I asked the desk to see if anyone possessed such a thing. James Dawson told that the extender is fitted onto the end of the penis like a condom, adding that it "does bits for your ego in the heat of the moment, even if it is ultimately humiliating."

The crux of Elizabeth's advice is to be true to yourself and own it. Own your micro-penis and tell those who sneer and laugh at it that although, yes, you may have a smaller dick, they will always have a smaller mind, and that's all that counts. Outside of the bedroom.

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Josh Teal

Josh Teal is a journalist at LADbible. He has contributed to the 'Knowing Me, Knowing EU' and 'UOKM8?' campaigns interviewing everyone from student drug dealers to climate change activists.

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