Man With One-Inch 'Micropenis' Opens Up About His Only Sexual Experience

Three little words no man wants to hear in the bedroom: "is it in?"

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For this guy, known only as 'Jf', an incident 12 years ago with a student left him so humiliated that he never attempted to have sex again.

The 35-year-old has a one-inch-long 'micropenis' and says he is 'deeply ashamed' of his genitals.

He has opened up in a column for Cosmopolitan in which he is calling for people to be more sensitive about 'body-shaming' men.

He explained his penis is 2.7 inches-long when erect and said 'it resembles two raisins flat on top of each other'.

He added: "As it extends erect, I would guess that in length and girth, it would be the equivalent in volume of two cocktail sausages." Blimey.

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Recalling his only sexual experience, he said: "When I stripped, she stared at my micropenis, giggled, and put her hand to her mouth, muttering simply 'OK' in a tone that suggested she was taken aback.

"When it came to actually performing, first I found that the condom wouldn't stay on, but more frustratingly, my micropenis kept falling out every time I tried to penetrate her.

"Even when I was inside her, she kept asking me, 'Is it in?' Every time she asked me that, I wanted to die. It was clear that she was getting nothing out of the experience."

Poor bloke.

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