Women Explain What The Female Orgasm Feels Like

As men it's our God given right to be a tad curious about just about everything.

If women are a mystery to us, then their bodies are pretty much the Da Vinci Code.

There's many things to wonder about, but the one we all focus on is the female orgasm.

We're never going to be able to experience one, so it's okay to get curious about it.

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Girls took to Reddit to answer the larger than life question: 'What does the female orgasm feel like?' and discussed it in great depth and as much detail as possible. From what I understand, us lads are at a disadvantage - it sounds as if girls have much better orgasms.

Embfaere: "It feels warm.. and then it feels really warm. Then everything feels good and it's like a wave of awesomeness... then it goes away and everything is sensitive and I need water."

Shadowglove: "First, you feel it in your inner thighs and it feels warm. Then your can feel the same feeling but warmer and more intense in your lower stomach and the more you try to hold this feeling in, the better it gets. Then snap it spreads out in your whole "downstairs" and it's more twitching and..what can you call it? Physical feeling? And this keeps going like this for about 15 sec. It's amazing."

amykuca: "There are two different types. I won't describe them but I've found that one allows for more than one orgasm, the other is an end-all-be-all orgasm."

boli99: "An army of greased weasels mud-wrestling in a sack."

iamafish: "Awesome. I don't feel distinct vaginal vs clitoral orgasms though.

The nice thing is the fact that we can have multiple orgasms with almost no rest time in between, so in practice you could just have multiple orgasms so close together it just feels like one long orgasm (and I don't know how you'd tell how many distinct orgasms that is you just keep on stimulating and it'll keep on happening)."

Anonymous: "It is like a warm, tingling wave that starts at your center and just radiates outward. It can be frustratingly blissful as you start to build and then lose it and then build again and each time you start to climb that mountain it becomes more intense and desperate. Perfect orgasm doesn't take long to start the beginnings of but takes forever to actually reach."

Anonymous: "You know that light-headed feeling? Imagine your whole body feeling like that, with a wave as if your entire body is "asleep" (like when your foot falls asleep). I feel really sensitive for a while afterward. I have a ton of energy and I am really excited but then I want to sleep... so I understand when guys just want to sleep!

Sorry, that was an awful explanation and it probably only makes sense to me."

feedmeimhungry: "Clitoral orgasm > vaginal orgasm.

Vaginal is great, but clitoral can last for at least 20 seconds."

Ember357: "During Clitoral I tend to need to clench spasmodically during and even have aftershocks. For God's sake get that blasted vibrating thing away from there NOW! When it is over it is over. During G-spot, strangely I always look to my left as if looking over my shoulder and the nerve bundle at the base of my spine radiates out in ripples of returned warmth that lift me to the top of the wave and then drop me off the froth into the trough. Do not under any circumstances attempt to scratch my back after one of these. I am busy enjoying the afterglow that is like taking a bath in sunlight."

Anonymous: "You know when you watch a really suspenseful movie and at some point you realize that your entire body is wound up and tense? And then, when the suspense finally breaks when the bad guy jumps out of the closet or whatever and there is that feeling or tingles and relief. It's kinda like that. But really sexy."

So there you have it, we've been dealt a shitty hand when it comes to climaxing.

Topics: Sex

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.