Here at theLADbible, we don't condone blatant supermarket corruption for a whole number of reasons that I won't go into right now, but what we can do is call a spade a spade if the spade happens to be a very funny account of one bloke taking an Aldi employee for a spin down Bluff Avenue and nominating himself for Single Greatest Chancer of 2017.
The bloke, unnamed (luck would have it), was captured on CCTV getting a refund for a TV he'd just picked up from the shop itself. Not only that but with a big, jammy, grin on his face, too.
Obviously, the bloke didn't have a receipt on him to authenticate such a procedure but that didn't matter to the Aldi cashier, compliantly handing out £329.99 to him. £329.99 for taking a TV from a shelf, walking a matter of feet to a checkout and saying, 'gizza bit of cash for this, will ya?' How can you not respect the sheer audacity of that?
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Lincolnshire Police says the bloke even excused himself during the refund to go speak with the manager, who he ended up shaking hands with. They are now on the hunt for him.
I would presume the bloke is a sitting duck given that he clearly doesn't like TV. All they need to do is just peer into every nearby house window and spot the guy having a power nap covered in polymer fivers. (We do not condone domestic voyeurism or voyeurism of any kind for that matter).
Anyway, keep a look out for this face.
Couldn't resist the snap filter.
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Aldi, supermarket, TV, thief