Cash Me Ousside Girl Is Going On Tour And Going To Make Bank

For people who have day jobs, abiding by the same routine each day - boarding the bus, train or whatever, sitting down at a desk, working like a robot, and then heading home, only to do it all again the next day - it's oddly interesting to see other people's pay packets.

When it comes to well-paid jobs, we tend to understand why certain people are earning more than us, but then there's the likes of reality stars.

For instance, the Geordie Shore lot are whipping about in Ferraris, living in big houses and going on holiday every week, and for what? For getting pissed a lot? We envy it, only because it's not us that it's happened to.

More recently, we've come to know that annoying real-life caricature who's been labelled 'Cash Me Ousside Girl', who said something stupid and it ended up on the internet. Something we've all done.

Real name Dannielle Bregoli, she rose to fame on Dr Phil, making an utter arse out of herself, before eventually being made into a meme. Since then, she's been active on social media, spouting her shite, starring in music videos and all the rest of it.

Now she's off 'on tour'. TMZ have reported that the 14-year-old will be on stage, lip-syncing and rapping to some of her 'favourite' songs before a Q&A session and some joking around. Basically the entertainment equivalent of having a colonoscopy while a snapping turtle has a go on your arse cheeks.

Credit: Billboard

The full details and plans are apparently yet to be determined, but two venues are allegedly 'locked down' for it.

As if all that wasn't bad enough, she's also reportedly going to earn an estimate $50,000, which is near enough £40,000, per show.

She's already been milking money out of meet-and-greets with 'fans' - TMZ previously reported that Danielle would make over $40k from her appearance at Miami, Florida's Rolling Loud Music Festival earlier this month. There are so many other misinformed, problematic teens out there who just aren't being given the chance.

At the end of the day though, fair play. You'd bite anyone's hand off at the prospect of making 50 grand a night, so lucky her.

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.