Kim Jong-un Encourages North Korea To Eat More Dogs Because It's 'Superfood'

Here's something you already knew - Kim Jong-un is a fucking lunatic.

To me, he's the kind of guy who fills the bowl with milk before pouring in his cereal. Y'know, puts his socks on before his boxers. Oh, and tells an entire country that dog meat is superfood. He's that kind of guy.

See, the leader of North Korea is encouraging his starving population that it's okay to beat a dog to death, remove its fur, then scorch it, because the meat contains more vitamins than chicken, beef, pork and duck.

Alternatively, I came up with another idea: don't be a dickhead.

A pair of dogs look at visitors at a zoo in Pyongyang, North Korea. Credit: PA

North Korean YouTube propaganda channel DPRK Today - which already sounds shit - said the meat is stamina food, as well as claiming that torturing a dog to death improves its taste.

It's alright for Kim to say this, as his chubby cheeks aren't exactly natural. The dictator gained his flab from European cheese and fine wines, while the majority of people in his country starve. But that's none of our business.

According to the North Korean radio station Tongil Voice, puppy stew is very nutritional and is described as 'medicine'.

Not that it needs to be said but... don't eat dogs.

Words by Mark McGowan

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.