I don't think there is anything worse than speaking to your parents about sex. I mean I think the 'Birds and the Bees' talk is probably one of the most awkward moments of everyone's life, right?
Well, it seems like not for this girl, who seems to have topped the cringe scale with this tale. Let's just say her mum thought she had found her daughter's sex toy in the family dishwasher. PLEASE SAY THIS ISN'T TRUE.
The Reddit user, named only as FictionB*stard, shared the awks story on the social media site, with a few hilarious snaps. Honestly I think my mum would quite literally die of embarrassment if this was me.
The pics were captioned: "So my mum finds this in the dishwasher. Gives it to me wrapped in a towel asking me wtf I put in the dishwasher.
"It was a cup. It shrank. She went on talking about how uncomfortable she felt all day."
The images show a cup which has been shattered by the heat of the dishwasher by the looks of it, but has taken on a phallic shape. You can quite clearly tell it's a cup from the lid.
I can't get over how awkward her mum must have felt.
Reddit users also found the whole thing insanely funny too, and shared their hysterics on the site. "It is a dildo mom! Nothing is bad about that," wrote one user, while another added: "I suspect she was messing with you, just because I think, as disturbing as it might be to find, she'd be worried for your sake about splinters otherwise."
"I stumbled across too much of my mom's weird shit for her to say anything to me about my dildo cup," commented another.
Rather you than me, pal.
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