When embarking on a day out, I guess it's each to their own.
Some have special things they like to do, like packing a picnic, or maybe taking a disposable camera so they can get those spontaneous, unedited photographs. What most don't do, though, is remove their pants and perform a sex act on a model dinosaur at a kids' park.
Why? Because it's fucking barmy, that's why.
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A woman was caught doing just that a Devon's Exmouth Dino Trail. The model was a small dinosaur in a newly-hatched egg, which suggests the prehistoric fake creature was an infant. *Shudders
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The model had recently been vandalised, with the head being torn off.
There's now a police hunt for the woman in question, who's presumably rubbing her nipples up against a slide in a playground in Cornwall.
"We have been made aware of two pictures that were posted on social media this week which appear to show a woman exposing herself whilst undertaking a distasteful act in public, and exposing herself in a local public house," Sergeant Richard Stonecliffe said.
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As the public act was performed in an area predominantly filled by children, parents were furious.
"I saw the image on social media and was completely disgusted by it," organiser of the Exmouth Dino Trail, John Thorogood, said. "It was clearly a deliberately posed photograph of a very immature adult engaged in a sex act."
Let's find this woman and get her a boyfriend or something. Something to stop her playing with dinosaurs.
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