From time to time you come across a Reddit thread you simply have to share with the world.
This is one of those extremely controversial ones you're probably going to enjoy when you know you shouldn't.
Welcome to, "Which quote becomes inappropriate when mis-attributed?". Seriously lads, enjoy...
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"To be the best you have to beat the best" - Chris Brown - Seizing_sponge
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Adolf Hitler - AsoftFurball
"A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart" - Steve Irwin - DrQAlias
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." - Paul Walker - ikbman
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"First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!" - Mahatma Gandhi - Spec_Agent_Bob
"Children are our most valuable resource" - Kony - turtlemustangnick1
"Nailed it" - Jesus Christ - Rosaly8
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Adolf Hitler - cdude
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"When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon - SweetNeo85
"Take the road less traveled." - Princess Diana - Rivoter
"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." - Dora the Explorer - Mr_Zaz
"I am your father." - Joseph Fritzl - MrFerkles
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"Location, location, location." - Anne Frank - JurassicArc
"Veni, vidi, vici." - Rolf Harris - wwchickendinner
I think we'll leave it there.
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