All across the internet there are a lot of things that claim to be able to tell you things about yourself.
"Take this test to see if you're Margot Robbie's ideal man!... You scored: No, you're pathetic and Margot would go nowhere near you." - That kind of thing. Something that really gives your self confidence a kick in the bollocks.
However, since we're slaves to the inevitable tripe that is churned out from the four corners of the web, we still take these tests. What else is there to do while taking a shit?
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There is a test which claims to be able to work out how middle class you are, just in case you were completely unaware of what social class you belong in.
Etiquette expert William Hanson, commissioned by home insurance provider Esure, has provided a list of household items. All you have to do is count up how many of those items you have and this will tell you how middle class you are.
The list is:
1. Smart TV
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2. Dyson vacuum cleaner
3. Barbeque
4. Vinyl records
5. iMac
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6. Nutribullet
7. Antler or Samsonite luggage
8. Wood burning stove
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9. Spiralizer
10. Mulberry bag
11. Matching coasters
12. Boiling water taps
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13. Hot tub
14. Aga range cooker
15. Smeg fridge
16. Brompton bike
I won't lie, I did question what a few items were. For those of you, who like me, don't know what a sprializer is, apparently it's a kitchen appliance that turns vegetables into noodles. We just had a microwave and an ash tray in my nan's kitchen growing up.
If you don't own any of the above items, you're not middle class in any way. You'd have to go a long way to find someone who doesn't own a smart TV these day though, I saw a dog with one the other day. Plus, you can easily swipe matching coasters from Wetherspoons.
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If you admitted to owning between one and four of the 'household' items, you're still not middle class, but do like to buy the occasional treat. Or maybe you had that sudden health kick and splashed out on a Nurtibullet, before making one smoothie and then relegating it to the cupboard under the sink for it to collect dust.
Scoring between five and 12 apparently means you're very middle class and Argos suitcases just don't satisfy you. Getting between 13 and 16, though, means you epitomise middle class.
Of course, as with any of these 'tests', don't take them as gospel. For the most part, they're bullshit.
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