I don't even know where to start with this, to be honest. So, I'll just come out and say it. A man took to Reddit to share with the world the fact he has been masturbating wrong his whole life.
You might be thinking 'surely, there's no wrong way to do it' but bear with me, because he goes on to prove there very much is.
If you don't know, I'm sure there are some 'informational videos' online. I mean, this has been going on since the dawn of time. How is he getting wrong it?
Well, let's have a little read shall we?
In a post, which has since been deleted, the Reddit user wrote: "This is gigantic fuck up that has accumulated to the point where I have to untangle the fuck out of this web. So, I'm a 21 year old dude that has masturbated in an odd way. Like you all know, guys stroke their shaft up and down till they climax.
"As a kid that grew up very sheltered and in an open space, it was pretty hard to actually masturbate. I would be constantly interrupted by my sibling or parents since they love to annoy the fuck out of me.
"Anyways, the way I do it since I'm uncircumcised is I just rub the skin over the head, kind of like a pinching motion just right the top to achieve amazing orgasms. This continued on up until I was 18 and had the means to travel to another city for university.
"As a first year, sheltered dude, that barely even spoke to a girl, frosh week was the fucking bomb. Got smashed, girls were grinding on me at clubs, it was fucking marvellous. Now you're probably wondering ok where is the fuck up?
"Well on one of those nights a girl decided she was taking me home. We were fooling on the bus and once we got to her place, all clothes immediately fell off and I was ready to lose my virginity. I could literally feel the rush of euphoria through my veins knowing that this place is so fucking awesome.
"So, as I was pushing my cock into her, I felt this HUGE amount of pain. I had no idea what the fuck it was but I tried again and it happened AGAIN. Lost my erection immediately after that and I proceeded to do my walk of shame back home.
"Later on at home, what I found was my foreskin has never been pulled back. Like ever. So, the head was SUPPPERRR fucking sensitive. I could barely let it touch water. It took three fucking years to desensitize it and since I've been masturbating by pinching the foreskin head, I can't cum from just stroking it up and down.
"For the past 3 weeks I've quit porn since I heard that would help me cum from intercourse so now I just have to wait till I actually have sex to see if that's true."
Some found it hard to believe that our man could be fucking this up for so long, others had different concerns - like the fact that he couldn't have been properly cleaning his dick his entire life.
As for me, I'm just glad he decided to share it with the world.
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